1) You play air soft, you are not a Delta Operator
2) You play air soft, you are not an expert in anything
3) Sounding like a bad ass on the internet impresses no one
4) Bragging about Christmas presents on the internet is the epitome of gay
5) Eat a dick if you support Russian Commies
6) Eat a dick for watching anime
7) Eat a dick for enjoying the last two you ate