You know you're addicted to Airsoft when...

[Dobe]

I love this topic. And of course, I have to add my thoughts.

You window shop for camo every time you go into the woods.
You start looking for sniper hides EVERYWHERE you go.
Your girlfriend/wife doesn't mind it if you buy a new gun, as long as she can use it at the next OP.

[Hal9000]

[Uzi-Ninja]

Here's another comical one I'm guilty of:

People freak out because you grab the back of their shirt to practice stacking.

[ProfessorCrow]

Door kicking is a common procedure in entering/exiting any room in your home/work.

Very guilty.

-CroW

[ReaperM14]

[Uzi-Ninja]

Agreed. I plead guilty.

[BigRed1]

You walk into a large office building, or a historical site, or a national park and think, "This would make an awesome place to have an airsoft game!"


(points deducted if you've ever actually tried to run a game at said site)

[Uzi-Ninja]

OH MY GOODNESS WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT ONE!?! THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME!

You have a backpack just for looks.
You have random impulses while exercising to shoot the target on the wall (where the calendar used to go, remember?).
You take apart all your guns for fun, then kick yourself because the warranty expired. Every time.
You are in a random place, see an airsoft BB on the floor, and think, "IS THERE HOPE FOR TENNESSEE!?!" (it was my church of all places...)

[chrisdetrin]

brings 13 guns each one 300-1200 each and use your cheap utg l96 you modded down to 300fps or M3 cause your to lazy to load all your midcaps/ for the challenge.

[zackattack]

Go around your house practicing your quick draw.

[Tactical Donut]

Complain how the IBA in the Army blows compared to the plate carriers I've used in airsoft.

[Uzi-Ninja]

If these are true for you... Wow.

You let your grass grow for half a year before you mow it.
After half a year you throw a barbecue and invite all your buddies to watch you mow.
...With your Airsoft gun.
You light the grill with a smoke grenade.
You fill your pool with Airsoft BB's (You wish!)
You go bird watching with your red-dot sight. (1.5x is better than nothing, right?)
You try to sharpen your rubber knife (Darn thing's a cheapo...)
You have trigger calluses.
You carry military MRE's with you when you go to a game.
You stay at an airsoft field overnight in a hut you made from twigs and leaves.
While doing this, you're still waiting for the guy to come out from behind the wall.
You have an imaginary friend named SOCOM (Some prefer his less common cousin JSOC) that you talk to on your headset.
You shriek when your picture is taken with the flash on.
As a kid you always knew there weren't any monsters under your bed. Anymore.

[Drayk]

i want to add spending 60% or more of ur monthly pay on airsoft also